The Lord is my Literary Agent

Original illustration by Jo Rosenblum

David, a shepherd, addresses the LORD as his shepherd. Hmm. 

And when Jesus invites Peter initially, and re-invites him again after the Resurrection, it is in the areas of his competence. You are a fisherman? Well then, fish men. 

You have laboured all night and caught nothing. Well, cast your net where I tell you to and be astounded. And Peter catches 153 fish.

It's easy to recognise our need for God in our areas of weakness. But our areas of competence, if surrendered to him, can bring the most surprising revelations of how we can do exceedingly abundantly more than we imagined with his ideas, and his power.

Rachel Held Evans said mockingly, "I’ve often heard authors claim that God is their agent. Mine is Rachelle Gardner, and she’s excellent.)

Hmm. Whom would you rather have as a literary agent--the Lord or Rachelle Gardner (of whom I know nothing, by the way, so nothing personal)? Whose advice would be more helpful?  

Who's more likely to have good ideas and inspiration? Who's cleverer and more creative? Who has more power to open doors? Who can lead you by the quickest, swiftest way to reach as many readers as you can be a blessing to?

This is what Rachelle Gardner advises, 

• “speak frequently to large groups.” Your proposal lists every speaking engagement for the last year, and every speaking engagement already booked for the future, including the date, the event, and the NUMBER of people you spoke to.
• We want to know your Klout score, your number of Twitter followers, number of LinkedIn contacts, number of Facebook friends or fans on your profile page. We want to know how many visitors view your YouTube channel each month. If you use Facebook ads, Google Ad Words, or Wiki Book Summaries, we want the number of monthly impressions.
• If you’re regularly on radio, what’s your audience size according to Arbitron? If you write for a regular newsletter or journal, what’s the circulation? 

And how might one have time to write, prithee, with all this relentless self-promotion?

And how much social media success does she expect you to have before people might read your book? Rachelle writes

As a benchmark, you could shoot for 500 fans on your Facebook profile page and 15,000 monthly page views to your blog. 

 Building a platform takes time—sometimes, a lot of time. Sometimes non-fiction authors need to set aside their manuscripts and focus on gathering their tribe for awhile.

LOL!

And if the Lord was my literary agent--which (thank God!) He is?

He advises me to spend more time with Him, so that what I write is drawn from eternal wells.

He advises me to keep my blog readership growing steadily, which it is, and suggests simple do-able strategies for this. He doesn't suggest 15,000 page views, just growth.

He also tells me that if my blog blesses people, many of them will buy the reasonably-priced books that spring from the blog, whether self-published or conventionally published.

There is rest and joy and peace in what the Lord advises, no stress, none of the relentless push for more, more, more. His strategies and advice are do-able. And I do believe that books and ideas that come from God will last longer, and bless more people than market-driven ideas which spring from the brains of literary agents.

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Whatever our profession is, the Lord knows how to do it better, and WE can do it better if we lean on his guidance and inspiration. 

The Lord is my muse and my literary agent.

I shall not want. 

He makes me down to lie

In paths of green, he leadeth me

By quiet waters...